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十一出去玩是一种怎样的体验??!!欢迎各位来打醒我...

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发表于 2015-9-22 10:40 | 只看该作者 |只看大图 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
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又快到十一黄金周了,十一各种景点人多,各种费用比平时还要高,想问下大家是否会选择十一出行?你在十一期间有怎样的旅游经历?
版主扒一扒各种奇葩,欢迎大伙来灌水~~~

1、李崽崽
人潮人海中,有你有我,相遇相拥相互折磨
2、一步莲华
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3、当你在穿山越岭的另一边~~~
我在拥挤的路上没有尽头…





4、怪怪混日子的厨子  

十一期间去北京参加婚礼的怪蜀黍表示已经做好了回不来的准备!食堂已经托付给了我徒弟。。。

5、大象Epidemiology  
早上八点出门坐上了去八达岭的黑大巴,
晚上八点回学校,
长城没看着,
看了5部古惑仔。

6、不要再让我回忆起2012年的那个十一。。。







这就是国庆的北京(颐和园)

其实在这前一天,也就是2012年10月2号我去了故宫,嗯,那一天挤得我连拍照的手都腾不出来(后来看新闻说那一天创造了故宫开放以来单日人流量历史新高,好像是18万?)

妈蛋这是我从小到大第一次国庆出去玩,现在想想,当时真是脑袋进了粑粑

呵呵呵呵呵。。。

7、小米发烧了别老跟我提钱儿,我这信号不好  
一个人待久了,找个人多的地方温暖一下自己

8、王祥我就是海盗——轮机工程,船舶管理 收起
十月一千万不要来厦门,
不要来厦门,
不要来厦门。


人人人人人人☞从从从从从☞众众众众众众

(版主在12年的十一也去过厦门鼓浪屿,果然是瞎凑热闹,不过居然能在岛上找到没几个人的地方,实属不易啊、。。所以也奠定了版主决定十一出游的侥幸心理,哈哈哈,快来打醒我。。。)










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 楼主| 发表于 2015-9-22 10:41 | 只看该作者
其实楼主的问题还可以归纳为:比泰囧、港囧更囧的体验是什么?回答:处处囧。十一出门可以用几个字来形容:太残暴!虽然道不尽的苦逼体验,可惜一年就那么几天难得的长假,窝在家里实在可惜,该出门还是得出门,所以还不如掌握些十一出游技能,让自己的十一假期少些烦恼。

首先,以下这几种技能请一一get起来。




1、夹缝求生——与其夹缝求生,不如提前避开人潮

作为保守估计14亿人口中的一员,相信有过十一出游经历的驴友都很能体会“排山倒海”是种什么感觉,如果没有夹缝求生的本领,大概你整个十一长假只能跟着人海随波逐流、喘着粗气看着怪蜀黍的小肚腩和性感的胸毛在你身边蹭来蹭去。




攻略做得好,不怕被挤跑。所以,在旅行前多看几个干货攻略,多逛几家靠谱的旅行网站,多下几个类似百度旅游可以定制行程的APP,提前获悉一下哪些地方容易人群扎堆,哪些地方自驾游容易交通堵塞,起码用APP多定几个备用行程到时候planA歇菜了还有planB嘛。




2、抠门有道——土豪穷游更有新鲜感

抠门其实不等于穷游,并不代表我们明明有钱非得挤硬座睡帐篷,而是努力用10k的预算花出15k的完美体验。



旅行不光是一场目的地的签到打卡之旅,更是跟随自己内心、走出自己的玩法的新鲜体验,对奢游者来说,往返坐飞的、吃住在豪华酒店的旅行是舒适完美的,可对于一个沿途风景控来说,如果时间充足条件允许,还不如火车轮船多换几种交通方式、慢悠悠的抵达目的地,比如从北京去俄罗斯,沿着亚欧大陆桥坐火车,6天5夜的行程,沿途可领略满洲里、西伯利亚的旷野风情,性价比之高绝对不是飞的能比的。



想在路上认识各种各样喜欢旅行的年轻人一定要多住青旅,价格便宜还能结识来自五湖四海的朋友,这种体验,必须得抠。




3、火眼金睛——即使我为鱼肉,也不能任人宰割

人在江湖飘,没有火眼金睛的话,简直刀刀血肉飙。尤其是十一长假,逛各大景区吃住拉撒跟小鬼子进沂蒙山似的,到处是地雷,一个不小心就炸得你血肉模糊。被宰被坑简直成了旅行必备品,不被坑一回都不好意思说你是个驴友。



怎么练就火眼金睛才能保住身家、不至于旅个游破次产?



当然还是行程得定好,这里就有讲究了,既然前仆后继的驴友们已经帮我们踩好了点,不采纳你似不似sa?



那种最坑爹景点榜上有名的景区就不要去了;

专注宰客几十年、一出手就见血的黑饭店也不要进了;

那种景区随处可见回家也不难找的纪念品就不要剁手了;

遇到古城里的当地导游(俗称客栈管家)还是请快闪吧……



总之,眼睛放亮,该躲的坑一定要躲,但有些日常遇不到的体验还是值得放点血体验一回的,具体情况还得看你怎么分辨和随机应变了。




4、人头GPS——除非你是个纯正的路痴

每一个喜欢旅行的路痴都是折了翅膀却身残志坚的天使。路痴的天赋就是能避开所有正确方向,给伙伴们排除错误选项,所以好像只要按照路痴同行者选择的反方向总是没错的!所以请珍惜你身边每一个彻头彻尾的路痴。



如果没有人体GPS功能,还是建议在当地机场买个地图,搭配上蹩脚的英文问路足够了,哦对了,如果是在印度那种说英文跟说火星语没什么差别的国度,还是请再加上二两国际通用语言——连比带划。




5、避险第六感——第六感没有,防狼喷雾有一瓶

旅途中充满了各种未知的风险,尤其是一个人旅行,更甚者是一个女生独自旅行,来自自然环境的危险有时候是突如其来的恶劣天气,有时候是险象环生的峡谷高峰,而比这更危险的往往是来自人的威胁,坑蒙拐骗、财色隐患、政治安全都是旅途前必须考虑到。有神奇第六感固然酷炫,但普通人还是想好自己的万全之策吧。



再强调两点:

女生自己一个人出门,防狼喷雾(辣椒水)一定要带好,多个驴友经验验证。

如果在外国遭遇抢劫,财物丢了就丢了,千万不要跟上去,毕竟自己的生命比什么都重要,当然,提前把护照、机票和重要电子信息都备份好可以省去很多后顾之忧。




6、金刚不坏之身——带好补丁,兴许可能

前面也提到了,在外旅行尝遍当地的美食是不可或缺的体验,但是有些食物天生具备毒蘑菇的潜质,外表华丽诱人,吃到胃里却是翻江倒海痛苦,所以注意旅途中饮食卫生,做好疾病预防非常有必要。



金刚不坏之身固然不大可能,但是创可贴、胃药、过敏药、晕车药等常用药物还是提前准备,省得到了目的地语言不通又无法就近找到药店,PS:有些药物过安检会被拦下,所以最好提前准备好小药品的中英文说明。




7、万花丛中不沾身——艳遇虽好,不要贪杯

即将播出的《港囧》中,徐铮饰演的内衣设计师背着老婆赵薇在香港准备与初恋情人杜鹃鸳梦重温;《托斯卡尼艳阳下》,婚姻失意的梅而斯来到意大利,意外邂逅了一场浪漫的爱情……类似这样的旅行艳遇电影比比皆是,引得躁动的人们纷纷踏上旅程,恨不得用绳命去迎接旅途中的爱情,认定自己的真爱会在神奇莫测的旅途中诞生,所以十一这样的假期也难免成为艳遇高发时期。



姑娘,我并不否认艳遇中真爱的发生,1万例中大概有2例能够冲破现实的重重阻碍修成正果,然而从小到大连“再来一瓶”都没中过的你,还是想想作为那剩下的9998例该如何自处吧。



如今是个开放的年代,男女两厢情愿,事后各找各妈、互不纠缠,倒也也无伤大雅。事实是,男人们天生具有下半身的智商,弹指间就能将你相忘于江湖,女生却往往做不到那么潇洒自如,难免徒惹情伤。所以,没有做好心理准备的年轻姑娘们还是努力分辨,争取在身体和心理上保护好自己。
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发表于 2015-9-24 17:28 | 只看该作者
十一还是适合窝家里
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发表于 2015-9-24 18:16 | 只看该作者
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发表于 2015-9-30 09:47 | 只看该作者
看到前面那一大堆的字,就很想打你,你在座位上不要动,我马上过去!
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 楼主| 发表于 2015-10-7 14:13 | 只看该作者
Pt阳光 发表于 2015-9-30 09:47
看到前面那一大堆的字,就很想打你,你在座位上不要动,我马上过去!

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这是什么啊~~
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